Local Boomers bang out progressive pushups every day through
2009
Written by Allison Walsh, Photos by Shane Orr
What would you say if someone invited you to do nearly 70,000 pushups in 365 days? When local CPA and marathoner Kent Satterfield posed that question to friends, colleagues
and fellow athletes in late 2008, he got roughly 30 takers. By late 2009, that
number had dwindled to a hearty six, and it's worth noting the last men - and
women - pushing were all over 50.
The idea was simple: do one push up on January 1, adding one
each day to build up to 365 on December 31, for a total of 66,795 for the year.
The execution, however, proved to be a bit tricky for most everyone who
accepted the challenge, including a certain magazine publisher who shall remain
nameless.
Satterfield has a theory as to why the 20 and 30 and
40-somethings who signed on in
January didn't hang on much past March. "All I can figure is
it takes a lot of years to get
this stupid."
He may be right about that. Linny Moore, the elder of the
group at 63, admits to taking on the challenge even though, "I didn't think it
was a good idea from the beginning.
I always hated doing pushups."
Moore made it happen by doing 210 pushups every morning and
then hitting his quota
with sets of 30 or 40 throughout the day. There were only
two times during the year he
didn't get a full day's pushups in - the days he ran the
Boston and Marine Corps marathons.
The rules were, there were no rules - do them all at once,
throughout the day, on your knees, whatever gets you through - but the six
survivors all seemed to take roughly the same approach and they all started to
feel the burn right around the 200-a-day mark. When Go caught up with the "strong of body, weak of mind," as Satterfield refers to himself and the few
brave souls who hung with him through this challenge, in mid-December, they
were doing more than 340 pushups a day and so close to their goal they could
taste it. Amid a lot of good-natured ribbing, it became clear that discipline -
and a healthy sense of competition - were the keys to success for the six who
stuck with it.
"I just made up my mind I was not going to miss a day," says
Cynthia Hardwick, 58, who kept on keeping on through the flu, sore shoulders,
and nearly being decapitated by her husband, who didn't realize she was on the
floor doing pushups in the dark. "I had gotten out of bed during the night
because I forgot to do that last 100."
The only other woman to make it to the end was Satterfield's
wife and running partner,
Linda. The duo, both 54, did their daily duty in sets of up
to 65 and knocked them all out first thing each morning.
Louis Waters, 53, who teaches P.E. at Mountain View
Elementary School, was also pushing up before the sun each morning. He does
admit to missing three days in March while nursing a sore elbow, and to getting
very little sympathy for said injury from Satterfield, with whom he has been
trash talking since their days at Greer High.
"It's been one of the best things I've ever done as far as
discipline," Waters says. "I always set goals, but this has been something that
had to be done every day."
"You realize by now if you were to get sick and miss a few
days, you can't make that up," Satterfield agrees. "If you miss three days
you've got to make up 1,000 pushups. It's day in, day out, whether you feel
like it or not."
The thin line between success and disappointment is why
Baxter Wynn, 57, has kept his efforts largely under wraps, and his penchant for
privacy has led Greenville First Baptist's Pastoral Care Minister to hit the
deck in some odd places.
"Some people take the stairs for exercise, I take the
elevator," Wynn jokes. "30 quick ones from the first to the third floor, and no
one has caught me yet!"
Wynn's pushup peers have given him no small amount of grief
over the gloves he carries with him for use in rest areas and truck stops,
andfor the time he employed two
paper towels to eke out a few sanitary sets in the restroom of a Starbucks in
Commerce, GA.
As it turns out, though, Wynn was on track to hit 100,000
pushups for the year, thanks to what he calls his "safe and easy" strategy. "I
was scared of these big numbers, so I started early in the year doing a lot
more," he explains." By the time I was into March I was doing 300 most every
day. That was all preparation so I wouldn't be blown away by the big numbers."
As for physical benefits, they've all seen them. Hardwick
credits her military style regime with building her unprecedented core
strength, and Satterfield quips that his wife now goes sleeveless more than the
famously toned First Lady. But no one has been affected quite as profoundly as
Moore.
"My shoulders are broader, and I have this strange craving
for spinach I can't explain," he says with a laugh.
The physical results may be a little different next time
around if Wynn has his way for the 2010 challenge. At press time the group was
still mulling over his suggestion to substitute peanut M&Ms for pushups in
the New Year.